On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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