Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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