Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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