If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
And then he peed in my hair
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