Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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