I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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