hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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