Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Help. Why am I so naked?
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