Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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