brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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