So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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