Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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