I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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