that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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