Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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