took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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