I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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