I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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