is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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