yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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