i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
so much tequila, so little girl.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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