Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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