This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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