For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
jump out the window naked night went bad
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