Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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