FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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