she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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