You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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