Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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