This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
is that a dick in a sweater?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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