I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
