So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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