I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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