when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sorry my hands just texted you
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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