Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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