I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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