Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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