? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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