Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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