Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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