i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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