Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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