oh god the rape fog is back!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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