And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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