i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
These tits shall not be calmed
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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