You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
this just has baby written all over it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Randomize
