he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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