i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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