yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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