Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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